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paatroklos:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

j6q:

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

My wants are simple: a job that I like and a girl whom I love. —Something Borrowed (via band-of-thieves)

Princess Emma meets lady Regina.

literaturewank:

"Your mom is gaaay!"

"Which one?"

"…"

[stunned silence]

Some kids are arguing on my street, one has lesbian moms. I fucking can’t breathe.

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??